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John Bonham died!



Don't even get me started...

The Mad Canadian

Ladies and Men...



Hey Kids!



Hey Dads!



Hey Dads!



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I'm onto something, a train!

Austin's got some really important news for you.

1. Ringo Starr from a hard day's knight has the same face as stephen harper!!!!




2. i think this man is hot beacause he likes peace and showers, like me too!




3. Miche is also the smartest, funniest, most moral, politest, and richest girl in the entire history of gender! See for yourself sometime! Take her to a park, she likes that!

I'm going to turn this into a blog for boys


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Live, Laugh, Love

I live for the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget.

You're only as strong as the drinks you mix and the tables you dance on.

ahahahahahah

A Venerable Diseask

"Sweetpea, will Popeye be seriously maimed?"

Everyone in my Altman class was hatin' on Popeye big time, so I'll admit that I went into it kinda wanting to be contentious. And IMDB reviews give it a 4.9/10. But seriously, Popeye is good! Additionally, it's one of the few rare contexts in which I don't hate Robin Williams!

Octopussy....




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Cornify

CLICK ON THE THING THAT SAYS "CORNIFY." It puts shit on the page. Pretty cool if you ask me.


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Boys Will Be Boys

All the comments for this video where I found it say that it's like the most disgusting and offensive thing ever. I think it's one of the funniest and truest things ever. Although I guess I'm a bit worried by "Chippendidys sexy" and "zackadultbaby".

UPDATE: This was deleted. Come on, man.

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Red Pandas Making Out

I guess this is cute but mostly disgusting. I mean, the animals themselves are really cute but I have a huge and unreasonable aversion to licking. Like, if I hear cats cleaning themselves or dogs playing with a toy I have a seriously psycho reaction; I feel physically agitated and terrible, kind of like if you heard a big drill or something. Anyway, red pandas kissing.

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Pokemon Artwork

"This is Charazard. He can breathe powerful fire balls and burn down villages. He is two inches taller than a man. He is the last evolvement of Charmander and he evolves from Charmeleon."

This is some site called "David's Pokemon Artwork." There are things about it which lead me to believe that it's fake (i.e. not done by a child), but I still like it.

UPDATE: This is totally done by a kid. I clicked this thing at the bottom and saw their family site. So good!!

CLICK HERE

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Man to Man Drinkin' Party

I recently watched "The Long Goodbye" and it was really good. Elliott Gould as private eye Phillip Marlowe was pretty amazing, especially drunk. Some memorable lines:

When this cop calls him "baby" when Marlowe's all drunk and psycho, he responds:

"You never were a baby, you son of a bitch.....skjhoijenmx;sp....you'll be sellin' bus tickets"

He also says to some woman: "Go upstairs and tweeze your eyebrows!"

I recommend watching it for the full effect. I tried to find a video which included that drunk scene (by far the best part of the movie), but it was nowhere to be found on Youtube. Here's a trailer with some good parts, but sadly lacking in drunk scene:



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Old Cuties

This site has some really nice things on it. You have to dig a bit to find the good parts and sift out the bad, but it's worth it. It's run by the Beinecke Library at Yale and it's called "Room 26 Cabinet of Curiosities"....hmmmm. Anyway, here are some good baby pics of HD (took a class on her last semester, yeeeahhh) and her longterm gf Bryher. Langston Hughes is also in there.

HD's pretty cute, and Bryher is totally amazing! She's fuckin' livin' the dream: chilling with a pup in a cart pulled by a goat.

This orange is pretty nasty, but I need to broaden the site's colour palette. On second thought, maybe I don't.

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Dumb Frog

Kermit sucks. He has a stupid voice. But I do like "Rainbow Connection". That performance is the only good thing about him. And this picture with Deborah is nice.

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Like a Gorilla

"Liam likes to be more in your face than I do. But I'm harder."

-Damon Albarn, serious hottie

(i.e. Liam Gallagher of Oasis)

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Shakin' Like a Human Being

We were all so shy....SO SHY AND NERVOUS!!
Who was gonna be, who would be the first to dance?
Who was gonna be, who would be the first to kiss?
Under those patio lanterns....

THOSE PATIO LANTERNS THEY WERE THE STARS IN THE SKY
THOSE PATIO LANTERNS LIGHTING UP OUR LIVES
Those patio lanterns

And I was stuck on Joy, that was her name
We didn't talk much
SHE WAS A NERVOUS GIRRRRRLLLL
I WAS A NERVOUS BOYYYYYYYYYYY

From Kim Mitchell's 1986 album:
Shakin' Like a Human Being

O.P.P. Hat

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I Had Some Dreams, They Were Clouds in my Coffee

Hey, so I dunno if my "readership" would be particularly into this idea or what, but I'm thinking about recording some of my hopes and dreams here. Actually, just my dreams from the night, but holy, they are seriously fucked!! I've started writing them down, and when I try to explain them to people I just sound like a giant idiot. But yeah, they're so, so weird, like some alternate universe movie. I've gotten to the point where I feel like it's a "separate world", maaan; like they're really happening. It's pretty crazy and mildly disconcerting. Anyway, stay tuned. I have no time now.

Happy Sunday! I have done no work for days and days. Total number of things I have read so far this semester: a 100-page play, 5 articles for one class (only because I was forced to for reading responses), and 2 other articles for all of my other 4 classes. SHIT.

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Shark

Check this link. You will not regret it. Special thanks to Amy John for lettin' me know.

Personal favourites: peacock, dragon, the trippy one, camel and ninja turtle, obviously...and shark - note Cindy (the dog's) pose. I'm especially impressed by the carving details on turtle, dragon, and peacock.

CLICK HERE

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I Miss the Comfort in Bein' Sad

So guys, Kurt Cobain's pretty hot eh?

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Hello My Future Girlfriend

CLICK HERE

This is what I sound like....

Bye....thanks for stopping by......

IIIIIIIIIIIII Wish You Were Here

I think MicheNews needs to be renamed: "Boys I thought Were Sooooo Hot as A Child."

Wish You Were Here by Incubus

Underwater shirtless scenes?!! Hair blowing in the wind?! Come on, the kind of intensity found in this video is just too much good for a young girl.

My judgment on Brandon Boyd circa 2001 still stands....this was the ideal which no boy could ever reach in grade seven. It's just too much pressure: how could anyone be satisfied with anything after seeing this guy's angelic voice, face, and bod?

Blink 182 Should Get Back Together For the Kids

Speaking of which, here's some news feed:

Prof. joined the group I would take a bullet for Tom Delonge.

Prof. joined the group I'm saving myself for Luke Perry Circa 90210.

Prof. joined the group I want to make out with Tom Delonge right now.

Prof. joined the group I'd give Tom DeLonge a beej!!

Prof. joined the group Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge Need Each Other.

Prof. joined the group Storybook Weaver Rocks!

Prof. joined the group addicted to blink 182.

Prof. joined the group Blink 182 should get back togther for the kids.

Prof. joined the group Bring Back blink-182.

Prof. joined the group Dear God, Please bring back Blink-182.

Heathcliff, It's Me, Your Cathy, I've Come Home

My role model Kate Bush in action...

We'll Make You Happy...

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

(or, David Cassidy was a hot piece o' androgynous teen)

(or, KIDS!!!)

The band and the audience in the video should be dually noted...

'Cause breakin' up is hard to do!

Luv and Kisses,
Miche

I Got a Rocket in My Pocket

CANADIAN CONTENT
Rubbin' by Choclair fat. Saukrates
Toronto circa the year 2000

Points of Interest:
-Saukrates' face in the mirror at 1:18
-Kardinal Offishal's guest appearance!!
-"Bone" being censored out


I remember seeing you in spaghetti straps
Napsack held up by your ass back
When I seen it, I was like DAMN!
Girl, do you have man?
Body look like it was wrapped in saran

You frontin' like I ain't 'bout to knock it
I got a rocket in my pocket
Two tickets to your ecstacy
And one's for this chick standing next to me
If she wit it, I'ma hit it
Baby you is wit it?
I'ma hit it
I'ma hit it

PLEASE, GOD. PLEEEEEASE....

I might be getting this puppy. His name will be Ernst.

Apparently he's litter trained, which essentially means that he is a cat. However, dogs can't be left alone as easily as cats, fuck! I'm in total anguish as to whether having this beautiful baby animal in my family would outweigh the pain/annoyance of having to take care of him.

Pros:
-He's a tiny guy and will only reach 6-7 pounds.
-He looks kind of chubby and pear-shaped, which is key.
-He's also obviously very cuddly.
-He has a wonderful "choco/tan" coat.
-I could dress him in plaid hats and name him Ernst.
-He's litter trained.
-Soooo cute!!
-He could most likely join my family's menagerie of animals if he doesn't work out for me.

Cons:
-But who knows if he would bark a lot? That would be so bad (i.e. neighbours).
-How easy is it to shape a dog into the dog you want it to be?
-I would have to take him everywhere.
-I would have to take certain trains that allow dogs.
-"A puppy is a big responsibility, Michelle!!!"

Apparently the vet said that his testicles are not yet visible...which means...in the words of mommy, the great Dr. Jo:

"Maybe he's...a eunuch? No, what's that called...a hermaphrodite?"

*~*~*~*~*BON*~*~*~*~*

Wicked Cats

Wicked Cats...as in mean, bad cats.
"but can't hate them"--Wind Dance (films?)



I realize I need to cool it--three videos in one day! I am just too much excited.

So Damn Unpretty

"Dis video and song are deep they talk about real life issues sort of like "Waterfalls" but this is about feelin unpretty"--Youtube

I'll Make Your Legs Shake, You Make Me Go Crazy

By the grace of God we somehow heard this last night....what a classic.




Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly
Sugar baby
Come my lady
You're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil
Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read
But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

Daddy Told Me About the Bengal Cats

Bengal cats are an exciting new hybrid breed. I'm not really sure exactly how they work, but it has something to do with an "Asian Leopard Cat" being mixed with a domestic house cat, thus producing the most beautiful of super species. The cats are generally nice-natured in the style of cat but don't forget that they have the fire inside!!! Bengal cats are extra long, with magnificent coats reminiscent of their jungle ancestors. They are also known to take a keen interest in running water.

According to Wikipedia: "Bengals cats vocalize to communicate with their humans [...] cats can be taught tricks such as sit and shaking hands, and go outdoors on leashes for walks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Variations of Bengal cat include: Serengeti, Toyger, and Cheetoh.

Red Panda Standing

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