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IIIIIIIIIIIII Wish You Were Here

I think MicheNews needs to be renamed: "Boys I thought Were Sooooo Hot as A Child."

Wish You Were Here by Incubus

Underwater shirtless scenes?!! Hair blowing in the wind?! Come on, the kind of intensity found in this video is just too much good for a young girl.

My judgment on Brandon Boyd circa 2001 still stands....this was the ideal which no boy could ever reach in grade seven. It's just too much pressure: how could anyone be satisfied with anything after seeing this guy's angelic voice, face, and bod?

Blink 182 Should Get Back Together For the Kids

Speaking of which, here's some news feed:

Prof. joined the group I would take a bullet for Tom Delonge.

Prof. joined the group I'm saving myself for Luke Perry Circa 90210.

Prof. joined the group I want to make out with Tom Delonge right now.

Prof. joined the group I'd give Tom DeLonge a beej!!

Prof. joined the group Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge Need Each Other.

Prof. joined the group Storybook Weaver Rocks!

Prof. joined the group addicted to blink 182.

Prof. joined the group Blink 182 should get back togther for the kids.

Prof. joined the group Bring Back blink-182.

Prof. joined the group Dear God, Please bring back Blink-182.

Heathcliff, It's Me, Your Cathy, I've Come Home

My role model Kate Bush in action...

We'll Make You Happy...

THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

(or, David Cassidy was a hot piece o' androgynous teen)

(or, KIDS!!!)

The band and the audience in the video should be dually noted...

'Cause breakin' up is hard to do!

Luv and Kisses,
Miche

I Got a Rocket in My Pocket

CANADIAN CONTENT
Rubbin' by Choclair fat. Saukrates
Toronto circa the year 2000

Points of Interest:
-Saukrates' face in the mirror at 1:18
-Kardinal Offishal's guest appearance!!
-"Bone" being censored out


I remember seeing you in spaghetti straps
Napsack held up by your ass back
When I seen it, I was like DAMN!
Girl, do you have man?
Body look like it was wrapped in saran

You frontin' like I ain't 'bout to knock it
I got a rocket in my pocket
Two tickets to your ecstacy
And one's for this chick standing next to me
If she wit it, I'ma hit it
Baby you is wit it?
I'ma hit it
I'ma hit it

PLEASE, GOD. PLEEEEEASE....

I might be getting this puppy. His name will be Ernst.

Apparently he's litter trained, which essentially means that he is a cat. However, dogs can't be left alone as easily as cats, fuck! I'm in total anguish as to whether having this beautiful baby animal in my family would outweigh the pain/annoyance of having to take care of him.

Pros:
-He's a tiny guy and will only reach 6-7 pounds.
-He looks kind of chubby and pear-shaped, which is key.
-He's also obviously very cuddly.
-He has a wonderful "choco/tan" coat.
-I could dress him in plaid hats and name him Ernst.
-He's litter trained.
-Soooo cute!!
-He could most likely join my family's menagerie of animals if he doesn't work out for me.

Cons:
-But who knows if he would bark a lot? That would be so bad (i.e. neighbours).
-How easy is it to shape a dog into the dog you want it to be?
-I would have to take him everywhere.
-I would have to take certain trains that allow dogs.
-"A puppy is a big responsibility, Michelle!!!"

Apparently the vet said that his testicles are not yet visible...which means...in the words of mommy, the great Dr. Jo:

"Maybe he's...a eunuch? No, what's that called...a hermaphrodite?"

*~*~*~*~*BON*~*~*~*~*

Wicked Cats

Wicked Cats...as in mean, bad cats.
"but can't hate them"--Wind Dance (films?)



I realize I need to cool it--three videos in one day! I am just too much excited.

So Damn Unpretty

"Dis video and song are deep they talk about real life issues sort of like "Waterfalls" but this is about feelin unpretty"--Youtube

I'll Make Your Legs Shake, You Make Me Go Crazy

By the grace of God we somehow heard this last night....what a classic.




Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly
Sugar baby
Come my lady
You're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil
Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read
But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

Daddy Told Me About the Bengal Cats

Bengal cats are an exciting new hybrid breed. I'm not really sure exactly how they work, but it has something to do with an "Asian Leopard Cat" being mixed with a domestic house cat, thus producing the most beautiful of super species. The cats are generally nice-natured in the style of cat but don't forget that they have the fire inside!!! Bengal cats are extra long, with magnificent coats reminiscent of their jungle ancestors. They are also known to take a keen interest in running water.

According to Wikipedia: "Bengals cats vocalize to communicate with their humans [...] cats can be taught tricks such as sit and shaking hands, and go outdoors on leashes for walks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Variations of Bengal cat include: Serengeti, Toyger, and Cheetoh.

Red Panda Standing

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